Why change?

It is time for a new and exciting year. Most people have already set new year's resolutions and begun working towards a new and improved self. Because we are unique, we've decided that the 9th of January really is the best day of the year to set our New Year's resolutions. Why? Because we are brave and courageous pioneers! Because we are not afraid to walk past the boundaries of the norm and discover uncharted territory...where the true spirit of exploration and adventure live. Yes, you may think we are wild and over the top, but we need the rush...the mystery...the never knowing what lies ahead... possibly a bear, a black ninja, or a banana peel on the sidewalk. Indeed, this is how we roll at our house.

In this spirit, we present a list of resolutions we've adopted as our own (www.lifeisajoke.com):

1. Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head.

2. Gain weight, at least 40 pounds. Didn't your mom always say you were bit skinny.

3. Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.

4. Watch more TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.

5. Draw up a list of people who were to you in the past year, get revenge in the next year!

6. Spend More & Stop Saving Money. There was never a better time to spend every last dime you have.

7. Eat more nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts.

8. Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy or .

9. Play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for you and improve your visual skills. But you always knew that.

10. Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers keep their jobs.

We think this pretty much captures the Womack strategic objective for 2009 and we hope it brings a tear to your eye...it sure does for us.

Love,

The Womack Fam